Salman Butt`s HOME RUN.
Pakistan 15/3 chasing a target of 434 in the fourth Innings.
Andrew Strauss walks into Pakistan dressing room.
ANDER STRAUSS: To Salman Butt. You can bat instead of Umar Gul
SALMAN BUTT: Who is bowling?
STRAUSS: Anderson is.
SALMAN: Sorry. My Kidney is not well.
STRAUSS: Ok. Collingwood will bowl.
SALMAN: Reduce the target to 150. 434 is way too much.
STRAUSS: OK. Thinks with himself (If Umar Gul does not bat. They wont get even 150)
UMAR GUL: Hold on boys. I cant let any laloo panjoo bat at my place. It is a question of my batting average and my career. Thinks to himself( After all I havent done any wonders with the ball lately)
STRAUSS: Dont worry Umar. We will give you five wickets in every innings of the tour for free, if you let salman bat at your place. Thinks to himself (After all we do not require to score more runs)
GUL: (Feeling happy). DEAL
STRAUSS: (Feeling Happy). DEAL
SALMAN : (Feeling Happy). DEAL.
